Wishes Do Come True

A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 42nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and fifty thousand dollars appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. I 'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.

But a wish is a wish the Fairy thought.

So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and -Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The Moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember: Fairies are Female.