Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Gotta Love Those Rednecks

Redneck Yard Swing

Redneck Cooler


How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

Redneck Cellar

Redneck Garden


Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Redneck Limo

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

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Redneck Mailbox

Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.)


A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver,
'Got any I.D. ?'
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

Redneck Time Out


Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Redneck Wheelchair


Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

That's all folks!

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