Gotta Love Those Rednecks

Redneck Yard Swing






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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

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Redneck Cellar














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Redneck Garden


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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

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Redneck Mailbox













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Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.)

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver,
'Got any I.D. ?'
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

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Redneck Time Out















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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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Redneck Weenie Roast














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A new Redneck law was just recently passed.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Redneck Wheelchair

















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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)



















That's all folks!