Thursday, December 4, 2008

Gone Fishin'

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, one guy says, “I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend just to be able to go fishing.”

The next guy said, “That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new sun deck.”

The next guy said, “Man, you have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen.”

They continue to fish and then realized the fourth guy has not said a word, so they asked him, “What did you have to do to be able to come fishing this weekend?”

The fourth guy said, “I just set my alarm for 5:30 A.M. When it went off, I slapped my wife on her butt and said, ‘Fishing or Sex?’ and she said, ‘Wear sun-block.’”

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