Monday, December 15, 2008

He Said/She Said

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear pants don't you?

He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said...How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said...We don't know; it has never happened.

She said...Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
He said...They already have boyfriends.

He said...Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said...Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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