Q&A

1 How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2 How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3 How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4 How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It


5 What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6 What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7 What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8 What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9 What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer