Mark Goes Swimming

Mark liked the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.

He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.

"It's those big ol' baggy swimmin' trunks that make you look like an old fool....They' re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of them Speedos - about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Mark hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

Mark went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

"Lord-Almighty Mark!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"