Showing posts with label dogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dogs. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Life Really Boils Down To Two Questions...

1. Should I get a dog....?















OR...

2. Should I have children?
















And then, of course, there are those of us with even less sense, who have both :-)

However, all is not lost.

No matter what situations life throws at you....

No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..

Remember ~~ there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Friday, June 5, 2009

A Pet's Ten Commandments

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old - remember, you too, will grow old.

10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me, please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Extreme Grooming

Cleopatra and her Camel
Camel

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St. Patrick's Day

Cock-A-Poodle-Doo
Cock-A-Poodle-Doo


Gone Fishing
Gone Fishing

Ninja Turtle
Ninja Turtle

Vineyard
Vineyard

Fallen Soldier
Fallen Soldier (he is missing a leg to Cancer)


Clydesdale
Clydesdale

Peacock
Peacock


Buffalo
Buffalo

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dog for Sale

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!























Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'